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10 notable quotes by steven wright

Nishad Howlader · February 5, 2023 · 2 min read
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10 notable quotes by steven wright

  • I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.
  • It seems like we wake up and it’s a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, ‘What the hell am I doing?’
  • People may think I’m trying something new by telling stories, but they’re just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That’s what I do.
  • Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.
  • It usually helps me write by reading – somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
  • I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
  • I didn’t tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn’t happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
  • Very rarely do I talk off the top of my head on stage. I’m not an improv guy. I’m a writer-guy who presents what he’s written.
  • I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out.
  • You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That’s what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.
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