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Inspiring quotes by Joan Rivers

The top 10 most inspiring quotes by Joan Rivers

  • Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.
  • Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
  • I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  • I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
  • I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go out on this chat show we were on to laugh with me. Now he’s ruined it. I can’t make another joke about him.
  • People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
  • I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
  • My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.
  • I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
  • Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.

Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, writer, and television personality renowned for her sharp wit and pioneering role in stand-up comedy. Born Joan Alexandra Molinsky on June 8, 1933, in New York City, she began performing comedy in the late 1950s and rose to prominence through appearances on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.

Rivers broke barriers for women in comedy and became one of the entertainment industry’s most recognizable figures. She hosted her own programs, including The Joan Rivers Show, which earned her a Daytime Emmy Award. She was also widely known for her celebrity interviews and red-carpet fashion commentary on the E! network.

In addition to comedy, Rivers authored several bestselling books and appeared in films, television shows, and theater productions. Her fearless humor and candid style made her a cultural icon. Joan Rivers passed away in 2014, leaving a lasting legacy that continues to influence comedians and entertainers worldwide.

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