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10 thought-provoking quotes by johnny carson

10 thought-provoking quotes by johnny carson

  • Find me any performer anywhere who isn’t egocentric. You’d better believe you’re good, or you’ve got no business being out there.
  • Everybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he’ll sing it to me.
  • Entertainment is like any other major industry; it’s cold, big business. The business end wants to know one thing: Can you do the job? If you can, you’re in, you’re made; if you can’t, you’re out.
  • Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn’t seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.
  • Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.
  • Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?
  • Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.
  • Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
  • Democracy is buying a big house you can’t afford with money you don’t have to impress people you wish were dead.
  • Believe me, you don’t walk away from the kind of money you make with a daily television show. You might get awful tired of it sometimes, but take a second look at the check and you get less tired right away.
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