10 famous quotes by w. c. fields
- If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
- If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
- I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.
- Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
- Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
- Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.
- I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
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