10 inspirational john cleese quotes on success

It was not fair and therefore unworthy of my respect. It was as simple as that.
The idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is what I absolutely do not subscribe to.
Yes, I know it’s easy to make fun of the organised churches, but has it occurred to anyone to wonder why it’s so easy?
British journalists tend to believe that people who become good at something do so because they seek fame and fortune. This is because these are the sole motives of people who become British journalists.
One minute, I was saying, “Hello, Mr. Bunny!” and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me.
One of our professors described a lecture as ‘a mystical process by which the notes on the pad of the lecturer pass on to the pad of the student, without passing through the mind of either’.
The French have so many civil wars, they can win one now and again.
Only a few things in life matter a little. The rest don’t matter at all.
The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.
This is the extraordinary thing about creativity: If just you keep your mind resting against the subject in a friendly but persistent way, sooner or later you will get a reward from your unconscious.