10 inspiring quotes by george carlin
- I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
- The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it’s coming quickly.
- Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.
- If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
- I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
- My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
- They make us live in the crap, and now they’re taking the crap away? No!
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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