10 most famous ogden nash quotes
- Tonight’s December thirty-first, Something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, Like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it’s midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!
- Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for.
- To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that’s both is dental.
- Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
- The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.
- If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
- Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.
- Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.
- There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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