10 rodney dangerfield quotes
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.
- What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
- I came from a real tough neighborhoaod. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody’s fingers.
- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
- I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
- This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
- My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
- I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
- Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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