10 top robert benchley quotes
- The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.
- It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
- There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don’t.
- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
- I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
- After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.
- Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
- I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It isn’t that I can’t toddle. It’s just that I can’t guess I’ll toddle.
- People who begin sentences with “I may be old-fashioned but—” are usually not only old-fashioned but wrong.
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