The top 10 most inspiring quotes by Chris D’Elia

• We’re the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That’s gotta be wrong.
• My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, “I’m not into drama.” Why are you even mentioning it?! That’s dramatic in itself!
• No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell – right off the bat. Don’t mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don’t cover that.
• A girl who pays attention is very cool. It’s really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I’m talking to people, but I try. So I’d like for the girl to try, too.
• Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I’ve lived with girls, and I’ve lived with some very sweet girls, I felt bad that they had to live with me.
• I think that men think they need their man caves. They don’t really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have alone time and time away from the girl, and the girl is really cool with giving them alone time, then that’s when they, or at least I, start to think, “So, why are you so cool with me being alone? What’s wrong with me that you don’t want to be with me every second.”
• Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I’d found my place in the business.
• I’m a dude, obviously, and when I’m not in a relationship, I don’t do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.
• Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don’t need to do that.

Chris D’Elia is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcast host known for his energetic style and observational humor. He was born Christopher William D’Elia on March 29, 1980, in Montclair, United States. He is the son of television producer Bill D’Elia.

D’Elia gained recognition through stand-up comedy and appearances on television shows such as Whitney and Undateable. He also starred in the Netflix series You and released several comedy specials, building a strong fan base. In addition to acting, he hosts podcasts including “Congratulations,” where he shares comedic takes on everyday topics.

His career faced controversy in 2020 following allegations of inappropriate behavior, which he has addressed publicly. Despite setbacks, D’Elia has continued performing stand-up and producing content online.

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