The top 10 most inspiring quotes by Benny Hill
- Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
- Girls are like buses: If you miss one, don’t worry – another one will be along in a few minutes. And at night there aren’t as many, but they’re faster.
- Why get married? That’s like burning down the house just to have a bit of toast. And why should I buy a book when there’s such a good library in town!
- That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
- I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
- The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
- Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
- Do unto others, then run.
- I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
- Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill was an English comedian, actor, writer, and singer, best remembered for his slapstick humor and television success. Born Alfred Hawthorne Hill on January 21, 1924, in Southampton, England, he developed an early love for comedy influenced by silent film stars such as Charlie Chaplin.
After serving in the British Army during World War II, Hill began performing on radio and television in the 1950s. He achieved international fame with The Benny Hill Show, which aired from 1969 to 1989 and became known for its fast-paced visual gags, wordplay, and musical finales.
Hill was also a talented writer and composer, creating much of the material for his show. Despite his comedic persona, he was known to be shy and private in real life. Benny Hill died on April 20, 1992, leaving a lasting legacy in global television comedy.
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