The top 10 most inspiring quotes by Daniel Tosh
- Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say ‘Thank you’ cause drugs are very expensive.
- I’ll tell you what’s better than watching the sunrise… Sleeping through it.
- I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn’t make me cooler. And a lot of you are like ‘that’s cause you were homeschooled’.
- Stop saying you’re not racist because you have a friend that’s black. That’s like saying you’re not a pedophile because you have a friend that’s a kid.
- They say money doesn’t buy happiness. That phrase should end with ‘just kidding’.
- Girls say it’s hard to find nice guys. It’s actually really easy. It’s just all nice guys are ugly.
- How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i’m a registered sex offender.
- I have voices in my head, but they’re all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they’re saying.
- The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I’ll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
- I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go ‘God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They’re fast. Back to you Bob.’
- You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, actor, and television host, best known for his biting humor and acerbic wit. Born on May 29, 1975, in Boppard, Rhineland-Palatinate, West Germany, and raised in Titusville, Florida, Tosh graduated from the University of Central Florida with a degree in marketing.
He gained prominence through stand-up comedy, appearing on shows like “The Late Show with David Letterman” and “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” Tosh’s big break came with the Comedy Central series “Tosh.0,” which debuted in 2009.
The show features Tosh’s commentary on viral internet videos, often pushing the boundaries of comedy with controversial and provocative content. Beyond television, Tosh has released several stand-up specials and tours extensively.
Known for his unapologetic and often divisive style, he has carved out a niche as one of comedy’s boldest voices, attracting both fervent fans and vocal critics.
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