Top 10 most inspiring quotes by Demetri Martin
- I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
- About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.
- A know-it-all is a person who knows everything except for how annoying he is.
- Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type ‘lol’. I type ‘lqtm’ – laugh quietly to myself. It’s more honest.
- If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.
- I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ And I said, ‘I am.
- I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
- It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
Demetri Martin is an American comedian, actor, writer, and musician known for his distinctive style of humor characterized by clever wordplay, one-liners, and visual gags. He was born on May 25, 1973, in New York City, USA.
Martin gained recognition through his stand-up comedy, which often incorporates drawings and diagrams on large paper pads as he delivers his jokes. He rose to prominence with his Comedy Central series, “Important Things with Demetri Martin,” which aired from 2009 to 2010. The show featured a mix of stand-up, sketches, and animated segments, showcasing his unique comedic talents.
Apart from his television work, Demetri Martin has released comedy albums, including “These Are Jokes” (2006) and “Standup Comedian” (2012). He has also written a book titled “This Is a Book” (2011), which blends humor with drawings and short stories.
Martin has appeared in various films and television shows, including “Taking Woodstock” (2009), “In a World…” (2013), and “Dean” (2016). He’s known for his deadpan delivery and intellectual humor, making him a favorite among fans of cerebral comedy.
Throughout his career, Demetri Martin has earned critical acclaim and a dedicated following, solidifying his place as one of the most innovative and unique comedians in the industry.
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