Top 10 most inspiring quotes by Dylan Moran
- You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.
- Don’t do it! Stay away from your potential. You’ll mess it up, it’s potential, leave it. Anyway, it’s like your bank balance – you always have a lot less than you think.
- People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: ‘Be realistic!'” [What It Is (2009)]
- Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there’s not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
- I’m a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.
- I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I’m not expecting it.
- Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
- Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can’t help it. It’s the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
- I can’t get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.
- You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at 3am–you do sometimes look at yourself and think–this is fantastic. I’m in heaven.
Dylan Moran is an Irish stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for his distinctive brand of humor characterized by witty observations, sharp sarcasm, and a unique perspective on everyday life. He was born on November 3, 1971, in Navan, County Meath, Ireland.
Moran’s comedy career took off in the early 1990s when he won the Perrier Comedy Award at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 1996 for his show “Dylan Moran: Gurgling for Money.” This achievement catapulted him into the spotlight, and he quickly became a prominent figure in the UK and international comedy scenes.
One of Moran’s most notable works is the sitcom “Black Books,” which he co-wrote and starred in alongside Bill Bailey and Tamsin Greig. The show, which aired from 2000 to 2004, centered around a grumpy and disheveled bookstore owner, Bernard Black, played by Moran.
In addition to his television work, Dylan Moran has toured extensively as a stand-up comedian, delivering his thought-provoking and often darkly humorous observations to audiences worldwide.
Throughout his career, Moran has received critical acclaim for his comedy and has continued to evolve his unique comedic style, making him a beloved figure in the world of humor. His wit, delivery, and distinctive voice have solidified his place as one of the most respected comedians of his generation.
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