Top 10 most inspiring quotes by Henny Youngman
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
- A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.
- If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars’ worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
- A man walks into a library and says, ‘I hope you don’t have a book on reverse psychology.
- My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman, born on March 16, 1906, in Liverpool, England, was an iconic American comedian and violinist. He is best known for his quick wit and one-liner jokes, earning him the nickname “The King of One-Liners.”
Youngman’s family immigrated to the United States when he was a child, settling in Brooklyn, New York. He began playing the violin at a young age and eventually combined his musical talent with comedy, creating a unique style that set him apart from other comedians of his time.
Youngman’s career took off in the 1930s when he started performing in vaudeville shows and nightclubs. His signature one-liners, delivered with impeccable timing, became his trademark and endeared him to audiences nationwide. One of his most famous jokes was, “Take my wife… please!”
Throughout his career, Youngman appeared in various television shows and movies, including “The Ed Sullivan Show” and “Goodfellas.” He also released comedy albums and authored several joke books, including “500 All-Time Great One-Liners” and “10,000 Jokes, Toasts, and Stories.”
Henny Youngman’s success earned him numerous accolades, including the King of Comedy Award from the American Guild of Variety Artists. He continued to perform well into his 90s, maintaining his unique brand of humor until his death on February 24, 1998, in New York City at the age of 91.
Henny Youngman’s legacy lives on as one of the most influential comedians of the 20th century, remembered for his rapid-fire jokes and his ability to bring laughter to audiences worldwide.
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