The top 10 most inspiring quotes by John Mulaney
- The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
- I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’
- Bill Clinton fascinates me because, at the time, it seemed like his shenanigans and the people after him were the biggest political stories you could ever imagine. I remember when the ‘Starr Report’ was published in the newspaper, all of us were reading it in the high-school cafeteria, and a dean started taking the newspapers away from us.
- Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn’t be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it.
- You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
- My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it’s kind of hilarious.
- I don’t make plans anymore. So I’m not living minute to minute.
- As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don’t know, I just got quieter… With my friends, I was still an extrovert.
- It’s been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I’m like, ‘Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?’ Because I’m trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.
- It’s important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don’t think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time.

John Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer known for his sharp wit and observational humor. Raised in Chicago, Illinois, he studied English literature at Georgetown University before pursuing comedy. Mulaney first gained prominence as a writer on Saturday Night Live (2008–2012), where he co-created memorable characters, including Bill Hader’s “Stefon.”
As a stand-up comedian, he has released acclaimed specials such as New in Town (2012), The Comeback Kid (2015), and the Emmy-winning Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018), which solidified his reputation as one of the leading voices in comedy. Mulaney has also ventured into acting, notably voicing Peter Porker/Spider-Ham in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), and creating the Broadway show Oh, Hello alongside Nick Kroll.
Despite personal struggles, Mulaney has remained a beloved figure in entertainment, admired for his clever storytelling, unique delivery, and enduring comedic influence.
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