Inspiring quotes by Russell Howard

The top 10 most inspiring quotes by Russell Howard

  • Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone? ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!’
  • Music’s the best thing we do as humans, isn’t it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don’t understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor’s wife staring at a storm.
  • I lived with a guy who had OCD, and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
  • What’s the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
  • I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl, and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup—just pleased to be there.
  • The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
  • Kids did really well in their A levels; how do we respond? ‘Levels are getting easier; in my day, you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!
  • Unlikely things to see in a Valentine’s card: “I may be dyslexic, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
  • I’m one of my friends. I’ve got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted. I’m a heartthrob.
  • If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there’d be headlines of ‘Russell How-hard’ in the newspapers.

Russell Howard is a renowned British comedian, actor, and television presenter, born on March 23, 1979, in Bristol, England. He rose to prominence through his unique brand of observational comedy, characterized by his animated storytelling and witty commentary on everyday life. Howard’s comedic style often intertwines personal anecdotes with social commentary, offering humorous insights into various aspects of contemporary culture.

After honing his skills on the stand-up comedy circuit, Howard gained widespread recognition with his appearances on television panel shows such as “Mock the Week” and “8 Out of 10 Cats.” In 2009, he launched his own successful comedy show, “Russell Howard’s Good News,” which ran for several series and garnered a large and loyal following.

Beyond his television work, Howard has embarked on numerous sold-out stand-up comedy tours, both in the UK and internationally, solidifying his status as one of Britain’s most beloved comedians. He has also ventured into acting, with roles in television shows and films.

Throughout his career, Russell Howard has remained celebrated for his sharp wit, infectious energy, and ability to find humor in the mundane and the absurd, cementing his place as a prominent figure in the world of comedy.

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