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10 stephen colbert quotes one must read

10 stephen colbert quotes one must read

  • If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
  • There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
  • All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It’s only the dogs who’ve accepted Christ.
  • They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
  • Here’s an easy way to figure out if you’re in a cult: If you’re wondering whether you’re in a cult, the answer is yes.
  • Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
  • Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.
  • The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
  • You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
  • Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
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